Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.
You are apeshit bananas at computers, and you know ALL THE CODES. All of them. You are the unchallenged authority on APICULTURE NETWORKING. You are a TOTALLY SICK HACKER and simply the best there is. You are over your BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS and believe to be okay with a lot of things now. Your mind is no longer hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED. Your visions have foretold of the planet's looming annihilation, and now like the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION ZEROFOLD.